Introducticies

Sometimes I make up words.

I've recently learned the meaning of the word "faux". As a result, I may use it until every ounce of definition has drained from it.

Sometimes I write sentences that don't make sense.

Those are the disclaimers. Let's get to it then ...

I expect that my amazing writing skills will draw the BIGGEST blogger.com crowd hence seen! Of all the millions of blogs out there, I'm here to tell you, this will be the one whispered about around the office and quoted in the bedroom.

I'm not really expecting the latter to come to pass, but it sounded cool anyway, and, yes damn it!, I do expect "flea for all motel" to be whispered among all your co-workers. Be glad you're in on the ground-breaking, cherry-popping first blog! When they come up and ask you if you've heard about this new and awesome page you'll be able to say, "Hey, yo, I've been up on that for months now. What's been your deal, Homeslice?"

And they'll hang their head in shame.

Faux Shizzle.